Scribblings
Hey there everyone, I'm JP and this is a compilation of things that interest me, are hilarious, or I just want to post. So here it is.
P.S. Feel free to drop me some hints or tips if you want.
“ The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.” — Brian Pickrell
In honor of today’s German Final…
IT DOESN’T MATTER!!!!
The kid-friendly COPS
Took this picture on Kid’s Day and messed with it a little and wanted to put it up.
YES!! ( plus a joke)
Big thank you to whoever did it. You probably will never see this but I am still very grateful.
Okay so now for the joke:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns. “Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. “Nice gazongas,” says the man, “where do you want these blinds?”
A tribute to my IPod.
It works hard day in and day out to bring musical pleasure to my ears.
Thank you IPod.
If you keep this one up, you might be able to stop a .45 in the event of a shooting.This Just In: My beard is getting pretty grizzled.
I’m gonna try to give Joaquin Phoenix a run for his money.
This is a photo of a sign posted in my residence hall.
